Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Injustice: Day 1

Dear friends and compatriots,

The rumors are true. Bobby has blocked me from communicating to our fantasy baseball league. For those unfamiliar with fantasy baseball, this is as bad as it sounds. And totally unprecedented.

Tomorrow I will start a Day of Rage to protest this abhorrent behavior. Check back tomorrow to see my post on the Day of Rage.

Please read below to see text from the my post to the league that got me banned. At the bottom of the section, I have highlighted in red the most creative part:

Hands down Bobby gets the crown for BIGGEST DRAFT DAY LOSER. And it's not even close. Its hands down.

Jeter? In the first round? When Bautista was available. Just a complete shit first round pick.

Then, you followed it up by taking a closer too early. Is this really the area of your team that needs to be shored up? I guess when your team looks like a particularly loose piece of swiss cheese no options are great.

Then you drafted a young catcher who is unproven and injured for almost all of of last year. You really got on your knees, prayed to the Gods of luck, tickled their balls, sucked their dick and hoped their jizzm isnt so big that you choke on it.

Bobby made his shit team worse.

Thanks for your donation.

Ethan

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