Free Ethan

This blog is dedicated to overthrowing the brutal fantasy baseball dictator Bobby Hosni Kadafi Yavrouian. As of 3/21/2011, Bobby locked an innocent man - me - from posting comments to the league. This totalitarian action will not stand the tests of time. The people demand and need to hear from me. Join me; join us; in this precious moment of solidarity as we hold virtual hands and take down an Armenian anachronism. This will not stand. This cannot be tolerated. Si se puede. FREE ETHAN.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hunger Strike: Day 1.25

Just had lunch.

It was mediocre. Cafeteria sushi just isn't that good. In honor of the hunger strike I had only a couple of rolls. California rolls.

I have now been on hunger strike since dinner last night. So far the hunger strike has been easier than expected. Excluding breakfast and lunch I have not eaten for about 18 hours. Pretty good.

Not sure what all the fuss about Gandhi was.

I think Bobby is about to crumble in the face of my sacrifice.

3 comments:

UnknownMarch 24, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Just don't think about food. Especially hearty comfort food like 5-cheese mac and cheese, brownie sundaes with whipped cream and vanilla ice cream, or grilled man steak.
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Mommy To M and BMarch 24, 2011 at 4:07 PM
I'm not sure you're actually grasping the point of a hunger strike. You may want to look up the "rules" of a hunger strike, because it's entirely possible that you are on an eating binge instead.
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UnknownMarch 25, 2011 at 1:00 PM
i like the guidelines of your hunger strike. the Catholics should hire you to define lent.
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